07-28-2014, 10:06 AM
I am the Supreme Haggler of the Cestodial Hegemony. We are merchants...of sorts. We buy things and sell things. Often the things we buy and sell are deemed "inappropriate" for one artificial reason or another. We do not care what liquid or chemical you pour/snort into which orifice...we only want you to be happy. You could, in fact, call us "happiness merchants"!
Let us make you happy!
Let us make you happy!