02-07-2017, 10:15 PM
You vikings are always leaving your boots around our Irish meadows and turning your moose herds loose on our flower gardens.
Well I, for one, won't stand for it anymore. I won't stand aside while these scandinavian hordes undermine our shared british values.
We Irish will restore a fine gaelic hegemony to preside over our isles, and we shall plant expansive potato farms across England, to ensure the comforts of Irish cooking shall never be jeopardized again.
(There are a dozen other openings, folks -- sign up!)
Well I, for one, won't stand for it anymore. I won't stand aside while these scandinavian hordes undermine our shared british values.
We Irish will restore a fine gaelic hegemony to preside over our isles, and we shall plant expansive potato farms across England, to ensure the comforts of Irish cooking shall never be jeopardized again.
(There are a dozen other openings, folks -- sign up!)